Let HiSQ welcome you to a swinging tour through some painful mental images! Well, actually it’s just a hilarious song with Tea Salo’s emotional vocals and the band playing like they really enjoy it! Once again Erkki’s rhymes are, to say the least, interesting.
A praise for rock ’n’ roll! The lyrics were co-written with Jessie Galante. She believes that the song is about how you should allow the force of the music you love overtake you and that you can never get enough of it. The song has an infectious stomping beat and the guitars were influenced by Wilko Johnson, who had recently passed away when the band went into the studio. Playing guitar without a guitar pick gave the song extra roughness honoring him as the great guitarist from the band Dr. Feelgood. The second half of the song demonstrates to everyone how captivating rock music can be. Once the song is over, you’ll probably want to listen to it again in part because of Jessie’s impressive vocals.
Had a man
had his baby
but this man
said that maybe
he’s just had enough of my dull company.
Had some help
a friend adviced me
I could do
very nicely
and the man would be so sorry for dumpin’ me.
Ridin’ the alimony pony (ridin’)
Ridin’ the alimony pony (ridin’)
Ridin’ the alimony pony (ridin’ ridin’)
Hidin’, you done it with your money (you’ve been)
hidin’, hidin’ , oh honey
no more hidin’
now I’m ridin’ the alimony pony.
Came from court
as a winner
wallet fat
yours is thinner
here’s to you that said I couldn’t do him harm.
Now it’s me
and my baby
now it’s we
thinkin’ maybe
we could buy a real living pony and a farm.
Ridin’ the alimony pony (ridin’)
Ridin’ the alimony pony (ridin’)
Ridin’ the alimony pony (ridin’ ridin’)
Hidin’, you done it with your money (you’ve been)
hidin’, hidin’ , oh honey
no more hidin’
now I’m ridin’ the alimony pony.
Ridin’ the alimony pony (ridin’)
Ridin’ the alimony pony (ridin’)
Ridin’ the alimony pony (ridin’ ridin’)
If you want to be a rich man
or a really wealthy woman.
If you want to have no itch, man,
want to be a healthy woman.
Take a closer look at us,
you might feel a need to join the club.
If you want to see the nation
as good sisters and good brothers.
If you hate the derogation.
If you hate when no one bothers.
If you want to make a fuss,
we can help you, if you join the club.
Join the club,
we all seem to have the similar needs.
Join the club,
time is right to sow the finest seeds
and so I did.
If you want us to be equal
and don’t want the end to come now.
If you want to see the sequel
and to see it happy somehow.
Here’s what everybody does,
everybody comes and joins the club.
We are happier and stronger,
we can gather so much power,
we will be alone no longer,
but this is the final hour.
So hop on the nearest bus,
that can drive you here to join the club.
Join the club,
we all seem to have the similar needs.
Join the club,
time is right to sow the finest seeds.
Join the club,
tell us all about your wildest dream!
Join the club,
we can make it true as one big team.
What to do with this trophy?
I wouldn’t want to give the choice to Sophie.
I’ve ran out of all the good ideas and so I turn to you,
please please tell me what to do!
What to do with this pole?
I’d jump but it’s so hard to find the hole.
I’ve ran out of all the good ideas and so I turn to you,
please please tell me what to do!
Ooh ooh ooh oh, stick it in your ass
ooh ooh stick it in your ass.
Ooh ooh ooh oh, stick it in your ass
ooh stick it in your ass.
What to do with this antenna?
I would listen to this great Norwegian tenor.
I’ve ran out of all the good ideas and so I turn to you,
please please tell me what to do!
What to do with this paintbrush?
One lesson I have taken and that ain’t much.
I’ve ran out of all the good ideas and so I turn to you,
please please tell me what to do!
Ooh ooh ooh oh, stick it in your ass
ooh ooh stick it in your ass.
Ooh ooh ooh oh, stick it in your ass
ooh stick it in your ass.
Ooh ooh ooh oh, stick it in your ass
ooh ooh stick it in your ass.
Ooh ooh ooh oh, stick it in your ass
ooh stick it in your ass.
Why is there never a pontoon plane when you need one?
I tried to get a hold of a pontoon plane but there is none!
I thought I just saw a pontoon plane somewhere but now it’s gone!
Why is there never a pontoon plane when you need one?
Why can I not relax when I’m barbequing?
The nosiest neighbours ask what on earth are we doing.
A random bypasser says, I look like good old J. R. Ewing…
Why can I not relax when I’m barbequing?
Why why, oh me, oh my!
Why why, oh me, oh my, oh why!
Another day goes by and I just wonder why,
why why, why why, why why!
Why is it hard to tell if this song’s a big hit?
Why is it hard to get more people to dig it?
The road to the top in most of the cases is a two way ticket!
Why is it hard to tell if this song’s a big hit?
Why why, oh me, oh my!
Why why, oh me, oh my, oh why!
Another day goes by and I just wonder why,
why why, why why, why why!
Why why, oh me, oh my!
Why why, oh me, oh my, oh why!
Another day goes by and I just wonder why,
why why, why why, why why!
Why why, oh me, oh my!
Why why, oh me, oh my, oh why!
Another day goes by and I just wonder why,
why why, why why, why why!
Say hello to my little friend,
this cutest dog it just howls and barks,
the territories it always marks,
say hello to my little friend.
Say hello to my little friend,
this sweetest cat it just meows and moans,
it’s tiger-like, so it’s called Tom Jones,
but don’t think this is the very end.
Hello, hello, hello-o-o.
Hello, hello, hello-o-o.
Say hello to my little friend,
one morning I met this katydid,
I touched my hair and that’s where it hid,
say hello to my little friend.
Say hello to my little friend,
this thorny devil is quite a catch,
’cause me and moloch are a perfect match,
but this is still not the very end.
Hello, hello, hello-o-o.
Hello, hello, hello-o-o
Say hello to my little friend,
my microphone helps me sing this song,
when we’re together, it can’t go wrong,
say hello to my little friend.
Say hello to my little friends,
the dog, the cat and the katydid,
the thorny devil, the microphone,
there’s lots of more but the story ends.
Hello, hello, hello-o-o.
Hello, hello, hello-o-o
My life has been just one big masquerade,
the lovers that I lied to, the enemies I made.
And how to end it is what I must now learn
before the time of reaching the point of no return.
Cause I am only flesh and blood and hope you see that too.
The times of my pretending they are through.
I am only flesh and blood and all I say is true,
but if I stumble, can I count on you?
I owe it all to you if I succeed,
you saw where I was going, you saw the change I need.
It’s hard for you but mine is the hardest part,
cause all the things I’m doing they must come from my heart.
I know I’m only flesh and blood and hope that you are too.
The times of my pretending they are through.
I am only flesh and blood and all I say is true,
but if I stumble, can I count on you?
Can I count on you?
No I’m only flesh and blood and hope that you are too.
The times of my pretending they are through.
I am only flesh and blood and all I say is true,
but if I stumble, can I count on you?
If I stumble, can I count on you?
I fell for music in the 20th century
All that rockin’ stuff was made just for me
It made me feel so good in so many ways
It would fill up all my empty days
Gimmee gimmee gimmee some more
Come on let’s get down on the floor
Feel my vibes, they’re moving you
You can’t fight it, nothing you can do
Gimmee gimmee gimmee some more
I know that you’re feelin’ it too
Now I’m rockin’ you in the 21st century
I’m expressing everything rock has given me
I’m gonna take you back in time
When rock ’n’ roll was so sublime
Back then there was no holding back
We were rockin’ like maniacs
Gimmee gimmee gimmee, gimmee some more
Gimmee gimmee gimmee some more
Gimmee gimmee gimmee some more
Gimmee gimmee gimmee some more
(Gimmee gimmee gimmee some more)
Gimmee gimmee gimmee some more
(Gimmee gimmee gimmee some more)
I’m gonna take you back in time
When rock ’n’ roll was so sublime
Back then there was no holding back
We were rockin’ like maniacs
Feel my vibes, they’re moving you
You can’t fight it, nothing you can do
Gimmee gimmee gimmee some more
I know that you’ve been feelin’ it too
Gimmee gimmee gimmee some more
I met my girl a long time ago but she wouldn’t let me be.
No matter where I tried to hide she was always after me.
I left my girl a long time ago.
Now she’s hangin’ on my tail and says, she’ll never let me go.
My man left me a long time ago but I wouldn’t let him be.
No matter where he tried to hide I was always after him.
My man left me a long time ago.
Now I’m hangin’ on his tail and say, I’ll never let you go.
I’ll never let you go
I told you so (oh yeah)
I’ll never let you go
You can stand on your hands or shout it out loud
but I’ll never let you go.
My life with her was miserable but now it’s even worse.
All girls avoid me when they see her, it’s just like a curse.
I left my girl a long time ago.
Now she’s hangin’ on my tail and says, she’ll never let me go.
His life with me was miserable but now it’s even worse.
All girls avoid him when they see me, it’s just like a curse.
My man left me a long time ago.
Now I’m hangin’ on his tail and say, I’ll never let you go.
I’ll never let you go
I told you so (oh yeah)
I’ll never let you go
You can bark at the moon in the afternoon,
but I’ll never let you go.
I’ll never let you go
I told you so (oh yeah)
I’ll never let you go
You can stand on your hands or shout it out loud
but I’ll never let you go.
I’ll never let you go
I told you so (oh yeah)
I’ll never let you go
You can murder me, it won’t set you free,
I’ll never let you go.
There once was a girl, there once was a lonely boy.
The girl did have friends, but they didn’t bring her joy.
They both had the lust for something else,
but how could they meet, if no one tells.
The story hasn’t ended, oh no,
’cause I’ve been recommended to show,
but broken hearts can also be mended, you know!
There once was a wood, there once was a lovely tree.
The girl saw the boy, the boy saw just misery.
They both had the lust for something else.
The girl walked away, so someone tells.
The story hasn’t ended, oh no,
the girl had just pretended to go,
but broken hearts can also be mended, you know!
Maybe that’s just how things normally are,
but this is just the story so far.
There once was a girl, there once was a lonely boy.
The girl did come back and that gave him lots of joy.
Now they have a chance for something else,
so some day they might hear wedding bells.
The story hasn’t ended, oh no,
’cause I’ve been recommended to show,
that broken hearts can also be mended, you know!
This is just the story so far,
they might have found the luckiest star,
that broken hearts can also be mended, you know!
Be mended, you know!